Dont miss the bus!

(this post is an example of a really non-sense blog)
Has a bus user, I have lose many buses in my life. Here are some tips to not miss it:

(Lets say you got to catch it at 13:25 and its 13:20 when you finishing eating, and you still didnt do anything!)

SuperFast(dirty)

• RUN!!!!!

Normal(me)

• Jump of the couch
• Run to the kitchen if you were eating and watching TV, so that you can put the stuff there
• Quickly run to bathroom to piss(if you want) and to brush teeth(if you want)
• If you dont find the TV remote control to turn it off, press the standby button
• If you were on the PC, let it on or keep your finger in the power button for 5secs

Thug

• Dont go to school